Solid Be Izzati

Solid Be Izzati
Catwoman Insult SMS
Solid Be Izzati
Girl To Slim Boy:Apni Body To DekhoJaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,
Boy:Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha HuK Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Catwoman Urdu Poetry SMS
Mein LotJaun GaWapis ApniDunyaMenFaraz
Wo Shakhs Mujh SayBicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary

VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!

VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
Catwoman Funny SMS
Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Boht Zaleel Ho ChukeFarazSardarAur Aapa
AbVEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!COMING SOON …!!!

I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You

I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You
Catwoman Miss You SMS
I Wish Someday I Can SpendMy All Waking Moments With YouAnd I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(

Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..
Catwoman Funny SMS
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho1 Bar Yääd Kr K To DekhoAgar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena
Salman Sutta Peya Ae,Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Your Licence To Wear Black

Your Licence To Wear Black
Catwoman Funny SMS
Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,...Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

Your Licence To Wear Black

Your Licence To Wear Black
Catwoman Funny SMS
Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,...Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->
Wazir-E-Pappi
Catwoman Funny SMS
Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo OrJo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….....Wazir-E-Pappi
Veena Malik..Catwoman Funny SMS
Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,...Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.

Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,

“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”

Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.

Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri

bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein

meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.

Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

TV On karo….

Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai

k

KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

Aap to 100% save ho

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Par mein kahan Jaaon??

Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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to

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to

tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?

Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.

A dirty msg

A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz

Bhai log!

Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.

Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,

Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.

Piza @Rs.200

KFC New Prices

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj takbhula nhi paya…

Mubarak ho mubarak ho!!..Is shair me Faraz nhi aya

tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..

Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray

tor kar la sakte ho?

Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta

tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

Ha ha ha

Murgi to anday deti hai.

Anday to sufaid hote hein.

Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.

Dood to bhains deti hai.

Bhains to kali hoti hai.

Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.

Bangali to paan khaata hai.

Paan to laal hota hai.

Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.

Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.

Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.

Machli to pani mein terti hai.

Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.

Insan to lamba hota hai.

Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.

Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.

Ha ha ha

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2nd: Woh kese???

Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “

Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

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BV se larayi khatam hoi?
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?

2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi

1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?

2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi

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, Aksar Tatti nikal jati hay bathroom ke aas paas..

anzil kareeb dekh kar yun mutmaeen na ho FARAZ
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Aksar Tatti nikal jati hay bathroom ke aas paas..

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Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

Socho Socho,

??????

Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)

B= Baby

Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,

Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai

Kyun K,

Book Means:

B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->

Sorry Wrong Number

Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number

Billo rani

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.